Orbital Fusions LLC Welcomes Greenland to the American Way of Life

Orbital Fusions LLC today welcomes Greenland to the American way of life following the landmark security agreement between the United States, Denmark, and Greenland.

The agreement grants the United States permanent control over security and all other needs in Greenland — no end date, no cost to the American taxpayer. No adversary, including China and Russia, can establish a base, station troops, or make sensitive investments in Greenland without express written US approval. The United States will immediately begin building a large military presence on the island.

“This is how you lock down a landmass,” said the company. “Secure it. Control it. Keep everyone else out. Well done, President Trump.”

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